Teptronics

We've all had rough days at work.  Some of us have even considered going "postal" on our bosses.  That's why we can all appreciate the Office Commando.

By using the pencil joystick you can make him swivel 360 degrees in either direction.

While swiveling around inside his cubicle this commando shouts over a dozen hilarious phrases including:

• "Must have coffee!"
  
• "Deadlines, deadlines, deadlines.  I can't take it".
  
• "He, he, he.  This will give new meaning to firewall".
  

• "I'll give them something to talk about by the water cooler".

...or if you're tired of talking, simply press the pencil eraser and the little guy will fire off rounds from his M-16!

BONUS: The Office Commando also serves as a business card holder!