Teptronics

This cute little plush bear looks like the perfect cuddly toy to send home with your child or give to a loved one. Unfortunately, due to a small error in design, his chip says "Eat sh*t and die, mother f*cker", "Nobody loves you, everybody hates you, go f*ck yourself", "Hey D*ckhead, what're you, some kind of pervert, gotta touch teddy bears?", and more. No longer appropriate for children. (p.s. it seems to sell very well to teenagers, who woulda thought?). Comes in a humorous and descriptive open color box.