Teptronics

Pop your Pinot with William Jefferson Clinton's strategically placed screw adding a new twist on post-White House employment. A great gift no matter where they land on the political spectrum, it's durably made of plastic and metal. Hand wash. 9" tall.


Top 10 Reasons To Own A Corkscrew Bill:

• 10. Adds class to any dinner party.
• 9.   Promotes drinking American wines.
• 8.   Gives new meaning to the term "wine lover".
• 7.   Qualifies you as a member of the Mile High Club when used on an airplane.
• 6.   In romantic situations, helps cut to the chase.
• 5.   Looks cute standing next to your Hillary Nutcracker.
• 4.   Never needs lubrication.
• 3.   Will be in the Smithsonian some day.
• 2.   Constant reminder of all the twists and turns in Bill's life.
• 1.   Size matters.