Teptronics

Bring a bit of whimsy to your desk with the Butt Assistant. It may look like the Butt Assistant is hardly working, but the Butt Assistant is actually working hard to keep you organized. From its central spot on the porcelain throne, the Butt Assistant has got everything under control with pens, post-its and tape right at your fingertips. Plus, the Butt Assistant’s magnetized rear end makes it easy to retrieve paper clips right out of the bowl. With the Butt Assistant putting all you need within your reach – including a giggle or two – you’ll never have to get out of your seat. Size: 5-3/4" x 2-1/2" x 6".