Teptronics

• More than insulting - Polly is practically obscene! VERY politically incorrect! Not for the timid or for use around children.
• When you squeeze this sweet looking plush parrot you'll hear one of several rude quotes (completely uncensored!)
  • "Who's a pretty Polly - Who's a pretty Polly... NOT YOU LARD-ASS Ha Ha"
  • "(Loud Whistle)... HEY YOU... GO F*** YOURSELF"
  • "(Loud Whistle)... HEY BABY... SHOW US YOUR T**S... (Wolf Whistle)"
  • "Polly wants a f***ing cracker... Polly wants a f***ing cracker... GIVE POLLY A F***ING CRACKER NOW... (SQUAARRK).
• Hysterical for the right party! Going way too far for the wrong one!
• You have been warned! No returns because you are offended!

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